Michael Argentini is a part-time cryptozoologist who is best known for his theories concerning the existence of big foot, as well as impersonating big foot on several occasions as a prelude to sexual intercourse. If he “had it all to do over again”, he’d prefer to be named Stew L. Sample. In fact, let’s just refer to him as Stew from this point forward.
Because Stew's mind is always generating oddball, throw-away ideas and concepts, sort of like a steampunk shit machine, he needs an outlet, in order to make room for all the new crap that accumulates. But collecting his thoughts can be difficult, at best, due to his tendency to jump from "pile to pile".
For example, while working on his “book”, "The Literary Equivalent of Chewing Broken Glass", Stew had several minor interruptions which prolonged its completion. By “several minor interruptions”, I mean he frequently stopped writing to watch “Battlestud Asslactica” on the Spice channel. Ironically, while watching the show, he had several minor completions which prolonged his interruptions.
There was a time when Stew considered ending the “book” with a blurb entitled “About an Author”, in which he would outline the life and experiences of an author of a real book (one in which the term “book” did not require quotation marks.) This consideration soon passed, as he hasn’t read any real books from which to garner an author as the subject.
Masturbation and quotation marks aside, his first “book” was a thoroughly enjoyable experience for everyone involved. By “everyone”, I mean him. And by “book”, I mean ““book””.
A Note from the Author: For those without a sense of humor, I have provided the following:
Michael has been programming, designing and writing creatively for over 26 years. He enjoys cooking, teaching others, and talking about himself in the third person.
Mezzocode, LLC (http://www.mezzocode.com) is the name of his consulting and web design and development company. He operates Mezzocode out of a tiny shack made of door shims, which is illegally connected to his home, and powered by old brown christmas tree extension cables.
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